Muchos de ustedes si se dedican, sobre todo, a las artes gráficas, o han tenido algún acercamiento de curiosidad a la tipografía, conocerán sin saberlo la Neue Haas Grotesk, últimamente llamada Helvetica y malamente copiada por el 'gigante verde' de Microsoft con el vergonzoso nombre de Arial. No queremos entrar en lecciones históricas, ni criticar lo ya criticado hasta la saciedad, pero creemos que es importante hacer justicia a lo que está bien hecho, sobre todo si no se le ha dado la importancia que debiera. Esta tipografía, y no otra, fue desarrollada por Max Miedinger, un importante tipógrafo suizo en 1957.

La anatomía de la Helvética esta basada en las características de la tipografía Akzidenz Grotesk que data de 1896. La tipografía, originalmente titulada Neue Haas Grotesk, es de estilo sencillo y del tipo sans serif o sin remates, o como dirían algunos tipógrafos latinos, sin patines. Si alguien se ha preguntado por qué se le denominaban grotescas, llegará a la misma conclusión que yo: el 'refinamiento' de la época y la experiencia visual de la sociedad le impedía ver estas tipografías como tipografías ligeras y dinámicas. Hoy día se usa en publicidad, y en una época, se uso para la maquetación de ediciones, algunas de ellas de editoriales bastante importantes, en cuerpo 9.

Se volvió inmensamente popular a fines de los años 1960 y durante los años 1970, debido a su enorme influencia dentro del llamado "Estilo Tipográfico Internacional" (particularmente en identidades corporativas), una de las más importantes corrientes modernistas del siglo XX.


¿Por qué Helvetica y no Arial?

Arial es un clon de Helvetica hecho en 1990 por Robin Nicholas y Patricia Saunders de la Fundición Monotype (al parecer el diseño fue basado en un predecesor llamado Monotype Grotesque 215). Microsoft, en la primera mitad de los años 1990, empezó a incluir Arial en un paquete básico de tipografías True Type para internet y en el paquete Microsoft Office, y de ahí su actual introducción. Tal vez, alguien pueda pensar que ya que la Helvetica copió en su momento la Akzidenz,... ¿Por qué no copiar la Helvetica y hacer la Arial? Hay una repuesta para eso: La Helvetica mejoró sensiblemente la perspectiva de las tipografías de palo seco incluida la Akzidenz, mientras que Microsoft copió la Helvetica adaptándola a un sistema operativo. El diseño de Arial fue concebido para ser usado en pecé, más que para ser leído en papel. Este tipo de letra tiene cambios sutiles en la forma y el espacio entre las letras con el fin de hacerla más apta para ser leída en una pantalla a varias resoluciones, sobre todo bajas. En mi opinión y experiencia, ningún diseñador, con los conocimientos de tipografía adecuados, maquetaría nunca un libro de texto con Arial, ni usaría esta letra para display en algún diseño impreso.

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Curiosidades.

Durante los años sesenta todos los suburbanos del mundo, especialmente los europeos, comenzaron a realizar un rediseño de su señalización y a dejar de lado todo el caos que se había ido acumulando. El principal ejemplo de este cambio de 180 grados fue el de la ciudad de Milán en el que se empleó por primera vez Helvetica. Es una de las más utilizadas tipografías sans-serif. Existen versiones para los siguientes alfabetos: latín, cirílico, hebreo, griego, japonés, coreano, hindi, urdu, vietnamita y camboyano. Helvetica tiene un uso muy popular sobre todo en marcas, un ejemplo de marcas: 3M, American Airlines, American Apparel, AT & T, BMW, Jeep, Lufthansa, Microsoft, Crate & Barrel, y Orange. Apple Inc. ha utilizado ampliamente Helvetica en Mac OS X, el iPhone OS, y el iPod. Helvetica también es utilizado por el gobierno de los EE.UU., por ejemplo, los formularios de impuestos federales de ingresos se realizan en Helvetica, y la NASA utiliza el tipo en los vehículos orbital como el transbordador espacial. Helvetica también se utiliza en el sistema de calificación en la televisión de Estados Unidos. La Autoridad de Transporte Metropolitano (MTA) de la ciudad de Nueva York utiliza Helvetica para muchos de sus signos de metro. Helvetica, sin embargo, no fue adoptada como la fuente oficial para señalización hasta 1989. El tipo de letra normal desde 1970 hasta 1989 fue Akzidenz Grotesk sans-serif. La Autoridad de Tránsito de Chicago utiliza Helvetica en su señalización para el sistema ferroviario, se desarrolló un propio "Helvetica Tren alfabeto" basado en la fuente, que también fue aprobada por el Servicio Nacional de Salud y de British Airports Authority.

Por último aconsejo con creces el documental Helvetica de Gary Hustwit, a todo aquel que le interese este tema y desee comprender mejor la importancia de esta tipografía en la historia del diseño universal.

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A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

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The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

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The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

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Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

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A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.

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Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.

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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

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Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

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Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

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The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

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A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

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An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

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People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

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Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

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I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

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Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

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There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

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Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels�!

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

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It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

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Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

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C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

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The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

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If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

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The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

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The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

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'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

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If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

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I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

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The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

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Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

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Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

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TV is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done.

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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

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If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

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A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

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If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

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A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

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The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

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I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

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Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

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If quantum physics doesn't confuse you then you don't understand it.

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When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

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A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

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There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

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Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

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Modern capitalism is not about free markets, it is about building sufficient mass that the market gravitationally collapses around you.

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My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

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Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

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Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

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Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

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Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

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Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

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Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

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Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

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I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

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Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.

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A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

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Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

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It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

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Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

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Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

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If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

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> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.

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Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

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Everything has been figured out, except how to live.

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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

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All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

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Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

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Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.

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Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

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I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

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Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.

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Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

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I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

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Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

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Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time

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It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

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When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

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They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

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There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

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It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

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As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air � however slight � lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

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Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

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I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI�!

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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

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Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

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Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

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The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

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Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

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War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

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Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

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Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

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Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

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Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

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Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

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A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

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Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

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The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

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Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

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If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

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Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

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The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

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Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

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C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

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War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

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Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

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O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

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Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

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Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

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I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

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Politically Correct UNIX System VI Release notes

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I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

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The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

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It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

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Humor is just another defense against the universe.

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

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They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

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Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.

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He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.

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It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

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Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

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People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

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Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

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The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

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Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

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Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

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I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

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Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

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Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

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When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.

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Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

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I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

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The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

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The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

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You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

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The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

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The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

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Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

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How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

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Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

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The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

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The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

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Extremely funny video with a social message. Ghuggi must get a national award for his efforts. [url=http://www.mydesizone.com/video/zy5-ryJTvZA/Ghuggi-de-barati-Gurpreet-Ghuggi.html]Ghuggi de barati - Gurpreet Ghuggi[/url]

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It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

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Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

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It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

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It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

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When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

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We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

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We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

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Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

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A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

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Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

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I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

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It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

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The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

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Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

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Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

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Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

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If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

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If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

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I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

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Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

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Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.

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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

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The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

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Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

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My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

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It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

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An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

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Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

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If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

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It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

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I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

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Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

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Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

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Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

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I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.

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The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

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Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

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I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

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A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

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What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

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Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

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Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

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Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

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Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

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The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

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The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

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USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

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A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

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Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... 'til you can find a rock.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

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I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

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I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

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For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

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A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

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Men have become the tools of their tools.

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A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

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They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

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... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

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I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

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Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.

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Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

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Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

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Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

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To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

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Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

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Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.

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UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

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War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

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Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...

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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

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About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

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A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

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I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

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Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

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[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

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Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

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... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

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I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

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Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

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I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

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The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

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If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

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A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.

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I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

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As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

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If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

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I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

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The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.

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Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

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Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

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Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

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Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

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Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

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Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

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Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

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Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

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My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

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Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

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There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

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Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

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The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

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Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

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Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

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Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

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A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

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The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

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A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

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Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

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If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

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Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

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... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me

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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

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Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

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Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

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Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

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My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

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If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

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It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

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If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

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Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

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The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

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There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

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To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

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Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

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It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

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A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.

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Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

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I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

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Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

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I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Enviado: julio 17, 2010
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